Top Sex Scenes

FOUR GREAT SEX SCENES
just off the top of my head really. I do think #2 is probably the best. you be the judge.

4. Planet Terror: Rose McGowan(Cherry Darling) and Freddy Rodriguez(Wray)
Description: corny, cheesy, vintage, porn-esque

I don't think I need to elaborate past the description.


3. Lust, Caution: Tony Leung Chiu Wai(Mr. Yee) and Wei Tang(Wong Chia Chi, aka Mak Tai Tai)
Description: um...rape? and sweat.

At first the sex scene(s) are disturbing. Mr. Yee rips off her clothes and forces her into the positions he likes. He even binds her wrists at one point and forcibly enters her.

Mak struggles to break free and wrestles weakly during intercourse. Yet afterwards, as she lies somewhat lifeless on the bed, her mouth curves into a satisfied smile. I think the sex is what really buys Mak's affection for Mr. Yee. The sex is graphic; the footage is uncut.

Mak seems bored with her first experiences with sex. She only begins to have sex to practice her performance for when she seduces Mr. Yee. (She is on a mission to seduce him in order to assasinate him) The fellow she practices with keeps her updated on her progress. I think Mac begins to enjoy sex the moment she doesn't have to perform. She likes to be 'raped' by a man she desires.

It reminds me on the sex between Howard Roark and Dominique Francon in Ayn Rand's Fountainhead.

2. History Of Violence: Viggo Mortensen(Tom Stall) and Maria Bello(Edie Stall)
Description: rough, raw, hard fucking


A man(Joey) with a history of violence invents a new identity(Tom Stall) and moves to small town America.

Clearly, Edie has sex with Joey in this scene. Its ...rough, raw, hard fucking. The scene is the second sex scene of the movie.

The first one is Edie making love to Tom. She is role playing as a teenage cheerleader, pretending her strict parents are downstairs sleeping. Its...innocent, cuddly, cute. and kind of boring. Very Tom Stall hahaha.

1. The Departed: Vera Farmiga(Madolyn) and Leonardo DiCaprio(William Costigan, Jr.)
Sex Song: Comfortably Numb, by Pink Floyd
Description: soft, smooth, velvety, warm, passionate

William's attempt to start a new life as an honest citizen ironically thrusts him back into the very crime ridden world he tried to escape from. His classified assignment as an undercover cop alienates him further from any potential companionship. We watch as his social isolation spirals him deeper into a manic depression. William only expresses his frustration emotionally to one person: Madolyn, his therapist.

Madolyn is Colin Sulivan's fiance. Colin and William, though strangers, are rivals who live very different lives. As Madolyn eats a banana one morning, she tries to discuss with Colin a '...problem last night...its okay...natural and common with many men...' Obviously sex did not go well (i.e. did not happen) yesterday evening between the couple. (Note: The lighting in Colin's apartment is always harsh, stark, BRIGHT WHITE)

Colin's charming, but reclusive and shallow. Madolyn is his doll, another ingredient in his recipe for a happy life.

Eventually William and Madolyn somehow end up alone in her apartment. Immediatly William shows more genuine affection (than Colin) for her, hanging her childhood photo on the wall when Colin refused to display the very same photo.

The lighting is dim, soft, comfortable, sexy. William is obviously vulnerable at this point. I mean, this is the only person, the ONLY person in his life at the present who he feels comfortable with, affectionate for, trusting with, and at the moment attracted to ....and so on

So don't screw it up!

Madolyn makes the first move (I think this is the first time in the movie where she has actually been the first to make the move, but I could be wrong). The kisses get passionate, the clothes come off, and they make sweet sweet love...soft, smooth, velvety, warm, passionate...

and of course they are beautiful people with great bodies

Magdelena's Teahouse

The following events recorded are absolutely true. Word for word.

It is a bitter cold night. FRANCIS is sitting at the bar of a teahouse with friend KIELA**. Their mugs are empty. I sit one chair away from them, order coffee, and observe.

FRANCIS: What is a void?

KIELA: A void is nothing.

FRANCIS: No! Nothing is something. Void doesn’t exist in the physical world; rather, it exists only in logic, in philosophy.

KIELA: Well except in black holes. A black hole is a void by definition.

FRANCIS: That’s very interesting but now we are talking astrophysics.

KIELA: We were talking metaphysics.

FRANCIS: Subjects aside, are you familiar with math? I can draw you a black hole and explain it to you. (walks over and grabs a flyer and pen) So tell me what fraction yields .9999 and so on for forever?

KIELA: Ummmm….

FRANCIS: It’s one over nine. Now look what happens as I continue the graph…

KIELA: It goes to zero.

FRANCIS: No. It goes on forever until it reaches nothing.

KIELA: So it goes to zero.

FRANCIS: No. Zero is something. Zero loops around nothing but it is something.

KIELA: So if zero is something, what is nothing?

FRANCIS: A black hole.

Pause as they notice I am watching them.

KIELA: What do you think?

ME: pause. Well, it depends. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

**Name almost certainly spelled incorrectly.

status update

listening to:
"Background Music...
for a restaurant

featuring Martin Luther King, Jr.

Intended for use in a:
one two three FOUR five
star restaurant
Brought to you by Royalty Free Music (copyright)"

I thought this up after today's shift. I heard a voice.

"Is that...is that Martin Luther King, Jr.?"
-me

"But...where is it coming from?"
-hostess

"Its the music. I hear it in the music"
-server number three

The usual background music had been interrupted by Martin Luther King, Jr. Soft jazz and clergyman/activist collided. It sounded something like this:

(trumpet)daaaah da-da-da-da-da-da daaaah

(trombone) bwaaaaa bwaaaaa bwaaaa

"I have a dream..."

(clarinet) dee dee dee dooo dee dee dee dooo dooo dwaaah

"...that one day this nation will rise up"

(sax) dwa dwahh dwahhh dwahh dwahhh

"...and live out the true meaning of its creed!"

(percussion) twing tin tin booom booom booom

"I say I have a dream!"

"I say-"
"I say-"
"I say-say-say-"
"I have a dream!"
"I have a dream-dream-dream-dream"

(trumpet) dwah dee dee dee doo wahh wahhh wahhh

I thought it was a little inappropriate. But mostly weird. Weirder than you would think. Remember, its soft jazz. Background music. for a restaurant.

In other news, I went to the grocery store yesterday. I caught another shopper peering into my cart.

Asshole.

Then I realized I look into other people's carts all the time. The frazzled-let-herself-go-when-she-got-pregnant-at-16 mom with children buzzing around her like knats:

Juice
Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee Ravioli
Speghetti O's
potatoe chips
orange soda
Twinkies and Ho Ho's
Go-Gurts
Mac-N-Cheese (kraft for kids, stouffer's for dad)
Wonder Bread

*Young hip couples:
name brand tea (green)
organic yogurt
lettuce
beer
one box of cereal, moderately sweetened
rice

*The male counterpart of the couple was the snooper who peeked in my cart for more than the time alloted for accidental glance

old couple:
vodka
roast

Although, it can be helpful to sneak a peek at other carts to:
compare eating habits
see if you forgot anything
new food suggestions if you are looking to expand your diet

One last thing:
Tootsie Roll Pops are a bar must-have. They are great chasers, and they keep something in your hand so that you don't feel a constant need to buy another drink or smoke one.

that's all I have for today...
good night and good luck

KIN 103A

"thankyouforpleasehandsenjoyyourtimegre America's Roller Coast!"
-Cedar Point employee

"gogogogogogogonetwoonetwoone You can do it!"
-MSU aerobics instructor (speculation: former Cedar Point employee)

Rely Race for Beginners:
1. Form a circle
2. Lie on your belly
3. Choose a first 'player'
4. Player 1 gets up and runs around circle jumping over the bodies.
5. Next person follows immediately after being hopped over.
6. Player 1 lies back down in her spot.
7. Repeat.

Firstly

This game might be fun for the high school track team. Not for persons so uncoordinated and unshapely that they could understandably be misdiagnosed with cerebral palsy.

Secondly

I'm kind of scrawny. I've been called 'little squirt' and 'sickly' on more than a couple of occasions.

Thirdly

There is no BMI cut-off!


I should not recieve physical punishment for the gluttonous and slothful habits of my peers!

We're Gonna Have a TV party Tonight. Alright!

The new form of national security. "Plus One." (the slogan)

In the future robots won't take over. Cameras will. Television will include hundreds of cameras recording the everyday person. We are each the star of our own channel! SpyVision.

Channel Three.
Hank Smitty!
Let's watch him tie his shoes and not smoke crack. He's got kids!

Channel Seven.
Jane Doe!
She's not a prostitute, she's a free spirit!

Channel eighteen.
George Ritz.
Wow. He's disgusting. Let's watch him.

Channel Twenty-One.
Steffi Stumpos?
Hope not.

At least no one will be paranoid. You aren't paranoid if someone actually is watching you.
Tubular.

The Good Samaritan

I am proud of myself today.

I found a hat on the stairwell (well, the stairwell version for handicapped persons) and I did not take it... Here's the story:

I love winter.

Its the time of year I aquire most of my 'free' belongings. Glove(s), scarves, keys, wallets, sunglasses, bus passes,
...hats.

But what if the person who lost the item retraces his steps and finds the item right where he suspected he had left it? Then would he not be relieved? Satisfied? I bet it would make his day.

I could make someone's day.

This realization came to me when someone emailed me, reporting my lost wallet found! Did it matter that I not yet noticed its absence?
No.

Though I think we can all agree that picking up lost items on the street is not stealing, I think I can be the first to step foward(back?) and....not do it.

Yep..ahhhh
I'm a good person.

ye be warned

a man once said
"Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex during the first year of marriage. Then take a penny out of the jar every time you have sex during the second year of marriage. What do you have?

a jar full of pennies."

i found this on the internet

Mattel sent The Body Shop a cease-and-desist order, demanding to pull the self-esteem posters featuring Ruby - a rubenesque anti-Barbie - from American shop windows, because she was insulting to the real Barbie. Then, in Hong Kong, posters of Ruby were banned on the Mass Transit Railway because authorities said that in her nude (albeit nippleless and pubic-hair-free) condition, she would offend passengers. One shop in the US was forced to take down a Ruby poster after a mall patron said his daughter had been traumatized by seeing it.

If you are interested in this sort of thing, check out this website:

http://www.bestrejectedadvertising.com/ban/c4.html

Red Wine

Squeeze me, press me, make me wine.

Regardless of rank or proffession, everyone crumples their straw wrappers into little balls or zig-zags.

I think I'll make my day more exciting by wearing my contact-for-astigmatism upside down. It makes me feel taller.

ambivalent

Notes on Life as of...yesterday:

#1
I played tennis with my dad yesterday. Its not a lesson, but every point ends with a comment of some sort regardless.

To me:
"Shorten your swing!"
"Hit through the ball!"

Its funny because no matter which mistake I make, my dad decides it is one of those two options.

He could probably start a riot if he wasn't playing tennis and if it wasn't in first person.

To himself:
"That was PA-the-tic!"
"I'm terrible"
"I am so BAD!!"
or my favorite...
"Arrrrrrrrrgh-AHH!"

#2
Spending time at my house is way better than I thought. Why did I stay at my condo over break!! There's billiards, big TVs, comfortable couches, a mini fridge, the whole basement to myself...so great!

Oh, I suddenly remember why. I didn't have a bedroom. But my mom just put a bed in my old room, so now its perfect. It used to be Antigone's room, but we keep her in the basement now.

#3
I thought I wanted to go out last night, but everyone I talked to was busy. Or doing something I won't do. But it turned out that spending time alone was exactly what I needed! I used to be such a loner...I miss that. I got to relax. And although I couldn't work on my song because I left my guitar at my condo, I made some serious progress on my script. I think it will take probably two or three more months to complete both the script and the story board. Ahhhhh! I can't wait!

#4
Oh the marvelous bathroom! The spacious shower and the bathtub! The soaps, oils, and lotions! Oh man there's nothing better.

That's all I think I want...a giant bathroom...a private bathhouse! A hot tub maybe, and a shower that's more of a room with waterfalls!

That's it. I don't need large televisions, nice car, etc, etc, etc...just the bathroom. That's all I want. To be clean and happy.

There's that old saying about growing fat (meaning becoming successful and rich). But it should be clean. No one wants to be fat anymore; its outdated.

Fine Dining

Man oh man! I assembled a mop just now and the end result resembles something of an intravenous device. I guess I'll start over. Too many tubes for a mop; technology is killing me.

On a somewhat lighter note...

I can always tell when the loners come into the restaurant. I can tell they aren't just hotel guests because they come in all poshed up, but not in a proffesional way. No pant suits or ties that match the color of the power point slides.

Believe it or not, that last part was not me trying to be sarcastically cute, it actually happens all the time. Sometimes the other colleagues poke fun at the poor guy for it.

Whenever I ask if I can get the additional place setting out of the way, the Loner always raises their hand up, almost as a physical effort to protect the empty seat.

"The extra dishes don't bother me"

"Sir, it's really no trouble at all..."

"Leave it."

I make eye contact with them at this point. It's my way of saying It's okay, I understand-- without getting fired. Sometimes they feel a need to further explain their situation.

"I'm not expecting anyone, but you never know, do you?"

"Indeed"

males laugh at this point; females smile. males usually end with:

"You could always join me! ha ha ha"

I usually raise my water pitcher as if I were proposing a toast.

"I would if I could"

Sometimes they then joke about me paying for lunch to break the awkwardness that often follows the small talk. I always tell myself , "They started it!"

But then again, maybe not. Do I push people's buttons?

Nah, I'm not a sociopath.