KIN 103A

"thankyouforpleasehandsenjoyyourtimegre America's Roller Coast!"
-Cedar Point employee

"gogogogogogogonetwoonetwoone You can do it!"
-MSU aerobics instructor (speculation: former Cedar Point employee)

Rely Race for Beginners:
1. Form a circle
2. Lie on your belly
3. Choose a first 'player'
4. Player 1 gets up and runs around circle jumping over the bodies.
5. Next person follows immediately after being hopped over.
6. Player 1 lies back down in her spot.
7. Repeat.

Firstly

This game might be fun for the high school track team. Not for persons so uncoordinated and unshapely that they could understandably be misdiagnosed with cerebral palsy.

Secondly

I'm kind of scrawny. I've been called 'little squirt' and 'sickly' on more than a couple of occasions.

Thirdly

There is no BMI cut-off!


I should not recieve physical punishment for the gluttonous and slothful habits of my peers!