Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I'm No Square, But Isn't That Stuff Addictive?

Ma and Pop Store

'Ma': "How's Maria?"

'Pa': "They put 'er on these pills. Xanax"

worker one: "Everybody's on those aunt-tee dee-pressants these days"

'Ma': "It's a real shame. A real shame all those drugs they pump into people. "

worker two: "Xanax isn't an anti-depressant. It's a benzodiazepine. It's for anxiety; panic disorders"

'Pa': "They gonna mess 'er up. Just like those pain killer devils. God didn't put us on this earth to take drugs. It's all recreational if you ask me."

worker two: "She was on acetaminophen and hydrocodone for 4 days. She was never addicted. She switched to aspirin."

'Ma': "Why and how do you know so much about drugs young man?"

worker two: "Why, are you looking to buy some?"

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